The Lipstick Bandit

Date: October 20, 2007. Suspect waited until her mother was out of the room and snuck into the bathroom to retrieve a tube of lipstick. Suspect then proceeded to smear it all over her face, forehead and floor. The tube was destroyed! Suspect caused her brother to be late to his last soccer game because cleanup was an absolute must. Suspect is 16 months old, has brown hair and blue eyes and an adorable smile. Suspect answers to the name Abigail, but has also been known to operate under the alias "Miss Priss, Little Women or Squirt." Use caution when approaching, suspect may be armed with various jewels and/or make-up supplies and is considered glammed and dangerous.